Cosmetic Surgery Cumbria
January 9th, 2011
I recently recieved the following letter from a customer. I`m not sure if he angry or just taking the Mick.?
From Reginald J. Smith, Walberswick, Cumbria
Dear Don,
Many thanks for the sculpture of my wife and I, which we commissioned from you, last summer. My wife has since had cosmetic surgery on her nose, an operation that, incidentally, was inspired by your brutally realistic work. I wonder if you could now remodel the work to reflect my wife’s current nasal architecture.
Best wishes.
It doesn’t surprise me. It’s full of weirdoes out there, you know, identity thieves, oxo-addicts, activated-charcoal-underpants fetishists and scum like that.