Cosmetic Surgery Accidents
February 24th, 2010
How do I tell my wife she’s ugly?
Long story short, she crashed my car while driving drunk. The accident left her with a mangled face. Cosmetic surgery failed and I no longer want to be with her. How do I break the news??
It’s her fault right? I woulda left her ass right then and there! You’re a saint for staying THIS long! Thank her for the medical bills and Kick her the F out!
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Microsurgery for Accidents. VHS: A video production on limb and digit replantations and microvascular free tissue transplantation $173.90 … |
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Microsurgery for Accidents. VCR LP: A video production on limb and digit replantations and microvascular free tissue transplantation [VHS] $185.65 … |
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Microsurgery for Accidents. VCR: A video production on limb and digit replantations and microvascular free tissue transplantation [VHS] $185.65 … |
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Plastic Disasters: An HBO Documentary Film $1.79 DVD Documentary dealing with ” The real fallout from America’s cosmetic surgery craze”. This takes the viewer through 3 harrowing stories of surgery gone wrong. “Plastic Disasters tells a disturbing tale of scars that last a lifetime”. “Compelling…as gripping as any horror movie”-N. Singer/The New York Times… |
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Kinerase Scar Healing Therapy $41.00 Kinerase Scar Healing Therapy is a concentrated, non-greasy silicone gel thatis clinically shown to improve and reduce the appearance, color, roughness and discomfort of old and new scar on face or body. Both dermatologists and plastic surgeons recommend this patent-pending complex for red or raised scars. This type of scarring canresult from cosmetic procedures, plastic surgeries, general surge… |
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HairMax LaserComb Kit for Healthier Hair $289.99 … |
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Plastic Surgery Emergencies: Principles and Techniques $54.99 Plastic Surgery Emergencies presents a concise guide to the principles and procedures for rapidly evaluating and treating acute care problems in the emergency room setting or during on-call consultations. Using succinct descriptions and easily accessible bullet-points, the book instructs the reader in the protocols for a range of common and uncommon problems, from simple suture repair of laceratio… |
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Essentials of Hand Surgery (Seiler, Essentials of Hand Surgery) $60.00 Essentials of Hand Surgery is a complete, authoritative, practical guide to the evaluation and treatment of hand problems, prepared by the American Society for Surgery of the Hand. This convenient, portable manual provides all the essential information that surgeons and physicians need, including details on hand anatomy, thorough instructions for physical examination of the hand, and step-by-step … |
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Penetrating Trauma: A Practical Guide on Operative Technique and Peri-Operative Management $184.26 Surgery needs skill. Skill needs knowledge. Knowledge of tricks, moves, and tools. This book is about such knowledge. Expert authors have contributed technical pearls, gained by years of experience. The short “how-I-do-it” chapters offer the reader a quick and effective guide that will be invaluable when addressing any penetrating injury. The book is not intended to serve as a comprehensiv… |